Love: Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised,...

By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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FFML_314 11

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:06

Did you get really excited and then go "awww" like Peter Griffin?

SomeScrewedGirl 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:08

oh wow...I bet you're the only person that's ever happened to in the history of cell phones.

Comments

DerFuhrer33 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:21

Maybe she is unconsciously in love with and inadvertently dialed you? I highly doubt it, but look at it this way...she has your number to begin with. Maybe you should initiate the conversation? I know most girls will not make the first move, so man up.

pancakerocks 1

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:27

ur weak sauce just call her back and say u called me the start a conversatiin with her maybe even a date

rock3ralex 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:35

this isn't and FML. I get an FMl for reading this. oh well go back to masturbating op

ANTLink19 4

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:56

how is this an FML?

ANTLink19 4

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:58

wait dude. think. for a moment you were in her pants!!! probably the farthest you'll get. take it as a win.

EmmyRahh 5

Thursday 16 September 2010 18:27

that's why I wont wear pants with pockets

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 16 September 2010 18:43

Doesn't that complicate your shopping a bit?O.o Seems like it'd be easier to, y'know, just not put stuff in your pockets.

thatonedame 6

Thursday 16 September 2010 18:37

how is this an fml??? stop whineing and count yourself lucky she even has your number in her phone.

ngyh 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 18:41

@68. sparta WIN! Ftw!

Wandering_Witch 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 18:44

Well, then just walk up to her in person and use it as a conversation starter, Hey, you pocket dialed me the other day. And when she's like oh.... start asking her how she is....and what might she be doing later... and if she says not much then tell her you have no plans either and maybe you guys could do something together... If she said no then hold your head up hi, Say okay, act like nothing happened and tell her you'll see her later in a friendly manner. Then it won't be awkward next time you see each other and she might start talking to you.

arhanes 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 18:58

this has got to be one of the most pointless fml's ever. everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.