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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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FFML_314 11

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:06

Did you get really excited and then go "awww" like Peter Griffin?

SomeScrewedGirl 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:08

oh wow...I bet you're the only person that's ever happened to in the history of cell phones.

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FireBug24_7 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 13:31

Dude, it happens.... Though it would have been really awesome if you heard her and a guy moaning on the other end! XD

tundraman07 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 13:45

40 you are goingeous...

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:49

What the hell is this? ^Maybe a cross between Going and famous?

Zebidee 8

Thursday 16 September 2010 13:46

Today, something completely normal that happens to everyone all the time and has no significance whatsoever, happened to me. My life is so uninteresting, that this is the only thing I could think of for a FML, therefore, FML.

tundraman07 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 13:48

gorgeous! goingeous????wth spell correct

steelersjackson 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 13:48

pussy. so what. get over it. find urself a new girl. she aparently doesn't care.

doofinsmurf 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 13:51

WTF. Not even an FML. I've sent plenty more that deserve to be published. I'm really starting to hate this site. -__-

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

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perdix 29

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:00

The good news is that she had her pants on, so it means she wasn't having sex with your brother or best friend at the time. Of course, she could have been giving him a *******. Or the phone dialed as she stripped her pants off. Maybe the news is not so good. Well, YDI for not having the balls to ask her out via text.

Anteezy 7

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:33

Asking someone out via text doesn't require balls either.

perdix 29

Thursday 16 September 2010 15:13

Asking someone out via text requires at least gnat-sized balls, and the OP even lacks those. Now, I hope the girl is banging the football team and the inmates picking up trash on the side of the road.

Anteezy 7

Thursday 16 September 2010 17:07

Oh yeah I forgot about gnat-sized balls, also I think she probably is by the looks of it.

lizz12345 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:05

how is this an fml?

Xavi89 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:10

it's alright dude you"ll get over it.

life_hates_you 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 14:15

Why didn't you hang up and call her back, about 5 minutes later, and ask if she called, but you missed it? would have been a conversation starter and maybe you could have asked her out sometime.