Health: Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids....

By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By AHHH_REPTAR - 23/06/2016 04:54 - United States - Spearfish

Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 17:11 - Germany

Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML

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By twnty1 - 31/05/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML

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By Ian Artis - 12/07/2012 18:28 - United States

Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML

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By Moon_Glade - 03/06/2017 16:00

Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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Shock98 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:31

oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...

Endymion_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:27

Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.

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elsieenchanted 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:30

Well. You now need 2 bandaids.

shining_star 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:33

thats more ironic than anything, it's not a good fml at all, it would probably work better on mlia...

kateeee 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:34

haha ive definitely done that before.

Jackshuman 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:40

Awww.... poor baby! Did you find someone to kiss it and make it better? :'(

CarraCristene 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:57

That's not an FML. it's just ironic.

KINGMARIO_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:17

the fml isn't that they got cut, it's how retarded they are that they got a papercut opening a cardboard band aid box

survivalism 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:35

Shut up. That is the most convenient time to possibly get a paper cut.

100lol 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:18

LMAO, OH THE IRONY!

spidergirl41 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:46

OH my god! Your whole entire life is ******! I feel so sorry for you! -.-

f_me247 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:08

YDI for being a fag.

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