Health: Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids....

By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By AHHH_REPTAR - 23/06/2016 04:54 - United States - Spearfish

Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 17:11 - Germany

Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML

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By twnty1 - 31/05/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML

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By Ian Artis - 12/07/2012 18:28 - United States

Today, I walked too close to a first-aid kit sticking out of a wall at work, and it cut my arm. Laughing at the irony, I opened it to get a band aid out. It was empty. FML

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By Moon_Glade - 03/06/2017 16:00

Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML

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Shock98 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:31

oh the irony. i highly doubt your life is ****** though...

Endymion_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:27

Ouch. Hope it wasn't big enough to need one of them.

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emilysanftwsom 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:04

I think this FML is hilarious so stop with all the "How is your life ******" comments.

LukeDog 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:26

why do people make usernames just for one FML?

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Monday 17 August 2009 10:31

This was on the site before I'm pretty sure..

Brey1013 0

Monday 17 August 2009 12:19

FAIL

Brey1013 0

Monday 17 August 2009 12:21

FAIL

Kupokupupo 0

Monday 17 August 2009 14:14

ahhh, sweet irony

ben26_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 19:47

irony. lol

socrkeeper001 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:07

not an FML. you shouldve posted it on MLIA it wouldve been funnier

777_alex_777 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 3:05

ironic =P i dun see how this make ur life THAT horrible, hey, at least u got bandages ^^

pppokeyface 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:18

Haha I like always do that! Haha I got a cutter for the hard plastic on stuff u can't cut with scissors. Guess what it was packaged in =]

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