By oh why... - 20/12/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
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Welshite 39

Reminds me of the idiot who staged his own kidnapping to go out drinking with friends.

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Zebediabolical 39

Oh those canny kidnappers. Forcing the hostage to write his own note!

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ashalayx 13

and then he'll come home tonight, or go to his parents house

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sammyjanette 17

Don't get married. If he's feeling this way now just imagine how he'll feel 10 years and 2 kids in. It'll be even harder to let go then.

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MsSoulReaper 27

If he didn't want to get married then why did he propose to OP? He must be having some serious second thoughts to do something that drastic.

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perdix 29

They have your fiancé, not your husband. Dumb criminals! Don't even know the proper terms for legal relationships.

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perdix 29

If they are requiring a postponement for his release, what do you get if you up the ante and go for an outright cancellation? A mug, perhaps!

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arsenicalhumor 30

Hopefully a "thank you" will come with that mug. or just does not suffice.

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jerryj 27

Leave back a note saying: "I don't negotiate with terrorists".

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NatalieOntheTram 11

Wow...that is incredibly immature; not to mention, unfunny. Confront him about it. If you can find him, that is.

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horneyhic 15

Sounds like bachelor party shenanigans. He called himself your husband so I wouldn't worry

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yerawizardlizzy 27

How exactly do you "not worry" about something like this?

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deepvira 16

How can he be your husband? Fiancé right? :/

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