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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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You deserved it 7 685

Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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You deserved it 83

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 235

By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 29 868

By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 31 780

Life is just great

By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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You deserved it 81

By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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You deserved it 583

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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You deserved it 6 179

She's lost control again

By Anonymous - 14/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I seized in the shower, making me trip over the edge of the tub, which is when I then smashed my face against an open toilet and broke my nose. Thank you epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 86

morningwoody 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:10

You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

vev_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

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iGreen_Day 0

Friday 30 October 2009 10:21

This is one of the FMLs that make me laugh at the sheer... arrogance of people's insensitivity. Of course he's ******* scum.

iGreen_Day 0

Friday 30 October 2009 10:23

WTF do you mean no one has seizures in public? They're not controllable you shit for brains.

tinuelena 0

Friday 30 October 2009 10:36

FHL for being an immature jerk and thinking that having a girlfriend with epilepsy is "embarrassing." I hope he breaks his leg.

TheInvisibleOne 31

Monday 23 November 2009 8:58

I personally volunteer to break both of them. ****!

Xellith 5

Friday 30 October 2009 10:42

better off without that sob.

Mx_Rider 6

Friday 30 October 2009 10:56

when i read this it made me sad..... i got even more sad thinking about this in my head i got teary when i saw that 59 people clicked you totally deserved it people are ****** these days find some 1 better

Mx_Rider 6

Friday 30 October 2009 11:05

number 10 u would say that sick kid, you prob had a messed up childhood. mom was a milf. dad was a drunk. sis was a ****. grew up a screw up. sucks to be you number 10 :(

_neutrality 0

Friday 30 October 2009 11:29

Be glad that you found out his true character when you did, now you can spend your time finding someone worth while.

jchansfan 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:06

Wow, what a douche. Sure it might have been uncomfortable for him, but freaking lighten up. Its not like you did anyhthing wrong and any onlooker would have obviously understood. How can that be his most embarassing momment ever? Your BF actually kinda makes me think of my brother... =( You'll find someone better...