By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P

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arhanes 0

Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor

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archer79 0

sounds like he's just avoiding the act. if I were in your shoes I'd stop doing the same for him til his lame ass comes around. next thing you know he'll be allergic to it

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s8n666 0

your boyfriend is probably a closet homosexual. dump him and we can hook up.

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intercept 0

maybe he's just saying it's the hair so he doesn't hurt your feelings by telling you the reason is because it stinks, wash it really good and then if he doesn't do it he's queer. I hate hair and my gf knows it but I l'll tear up a freshly shaven buffet!

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taytayg1 0

hahah tats ur fault for picking a dumb ass of a bf

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kayvan 8

If the dude doesn't like it with hair and the dude doesn't like it hairless, he just doesn't like it. You deserve it for trying to get him to do something he's not naturally drawn to do. Are you sure he's straight?

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kariabernathy 0

hmmm go get vajazzeled! it's super sexy

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polig 0

he doesn't want to go down on you cause your pussy taste like shit

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jabbatie 0

he needs to admit he's gay and move on

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