By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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Cinn_fml 22

That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P

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arhanes 0

Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor

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evilangel911 0

same thing happened to me too... my sympathies

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phags_will_be_ph 0

what's he thinking? shaved ******* are the best way to go :)

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FailingFair 0

that's ******* sick- you deserve it just like all the other ******~

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5t3ff1k4h 44

So shaving/waxing one's pubic hair makes them a *****? Don't think so buddy, you may want to read up on that. It's rather common to do so; even some of the more conservative women (AND MEN) wax.

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Commanderd 0

I find it rather appropriate that your username has the word 'fail' in it since you come out with utter tripe like that. Does your low opinion of the female of the species stem from a deep-seated fear that we are actually sexual beings and that we can (and do) enjoy the act without being regarded as '******'? Or is it just your IQ struggles to achieve a point above that of a pound of broccoli?

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LivingLakeside 0

Way to be an ass

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yaya1213 6

ur bf doesnt make any sense

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redterrorliz 0

He's a douche!!!

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bLazeni 0

To sum it up, your Bf just doesn't want to eat you out.

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