Intimacy: Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see...

By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By smiler - 17/03/2010 16:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By Numb - 11/04/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

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I'm so sorry

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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By fatface - 13/04/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML

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Star18lk 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:07

What a jerk!!! He might only want you for sex, Look for clues! Hope you feel better!

xundria 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:08

Hmm... yeah, leave him.

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paigeatsflesh 11

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:40

he shoulda been sweet and then when the swelling went down he shoulda been like now that you don't look like a chipmunk how about that ******** darling(:

t0mriddle 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:42

so when can u

sk826 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:49

I don't think he is a jerk because genus tryin to make sure that he still gettin some

UnicornsDoExist 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:54

#19 YOU SUCK!

jokerx_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:54

Star you said that right he is a jerk. Sex is not the only thing in a relationship.

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:56

it was probably a joke. calm down people

paigeatsflesh 11

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:02

exactly. I bet all those girls just aren't good at giving head and there jealous :P and they need to pull the sticks outta there asses

asenchak84 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:01

what an insensitive a**...next time hes in pain ask him whens the next time hes going to eat u out!

chandlerthedog 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:02

hope he was kidding, if not.. move on as he obviously doesn't care about you. he will leave you when something that he does care about comes along... then he will eventually get bored of the new one... and on and on he will go....