By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

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Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
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Star18lk 0

What a jerk!!! He might only want you for sex, Look for clues! Hope you feel better!

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xundria 5

Hmm... yeah, leave him.

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Squander 3

That would be one of my first concerns too.

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FYLDeep 25

Don't worry about it. You can still make him sammiches.

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FYLDeep 25

Of course you won't be able to enjoy a sammich with him for some time.

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DemonChicken 0

GREAT IDEA!!!!sammiches are WAY better than bj's lol

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Fedor_is_KING 0

What the **** kinda sammiches are you getting 22? I gotta get me some that's why!

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ibrett93 0

37, Your name is SelfGenocide, that makes you a weird-ass fucktard.

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Monikabug 9

The one that called him a 'newfag' of course!

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Daerauko 0

or he(as I do use an iPhone app and not the true website and, therefore, can't change the profile

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SelfGenocide 0

it's not ******* hard to get on a computer and change your profile pic. I'm posting this on my iPhone right now.

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SelfGenocide 0

and since were talking about names yours is "ibrett" did you have to shove your phone in your ass to think of that one?

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Monikabug 9

Bitch bitch bitch.. Nag nag nag... Anything else you want to say SelfGenocide?

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lucidlucia 0

depends on if he goes down. if he does and he comforts you and takes care of you after oral surgery....keep him. lol

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PsychoMerk 0

Lol. Chipmunk ******* :3

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f_your_life_09 0

it depends on the person. for me I had chipmonk cheeks for 2 weeks and I only hurt for one week. y r u guys saying to dump him! he was just being honest. for some guys knowing that u can't give him head makes him want it all the more! it's not his fault. I think it's cute! I'm sure he didn't mean for it to be offensive...it was just a question

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caligurl10 0

guys can b insensitive pricks i bet if that happen to him he be a big baby!

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MetroidSlayer01 8

That sucks. I never had to get my wisdom teeth removed, so I can't pretend to feel your pain. fyl

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Fedor_is_KING 0

Well, with four less teeth, you'll have more mouth space to fit it in and that's always a good thing. Maybe he was just excited at the thought? Oh yeah, swelling goes down in about three hours, pain a little longer unless you got some vicodin, I'm sure your BF can wait a few hours ;)

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CaliginusCatnip 17

where the hell did you get your teeth done? I got all four of mine out two weeks ago and I'm still in pain, the vicodin didn't do shit, and the swelling took almost a week to go away! Oh and that extra space... The trauma the surgery causes on your mouth makes your muscles hurt so bad you're lucky to fit a spoon in there. It takes quite a while to stretch it back out to normal. A few hours my ass.

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zophira8 0

my feance did the same thing when I got mine out jerks

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Monikabug 9

Your fiancée sounds like a typical guy. He may be a jerk, but at least you have a pretty ring to make up for it, yes?!

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brucesgirl 0

nah I would withhold tease the bastard lol

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Blacktivate 0

I'm sure it won't fail... as long as she keeps servin up a hot plate of good old fashioned, home grown felatio. mmm just like mom used to make

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