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By littlestardramaq - 06/07/2010 03:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an email from my cousin to "save the date" for her baby shower. It's on my 21st birthday. This is the same cousin who got engaged on my 18th. FML
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Raleigh_bruh 7

Question is, do you plan on going?

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the8888 0

punch her in the gut!!... wait... yeah punch her in the gut!!! XD

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ftheworld96 0

dude don't miss your best birthday for that shit

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mjolene 0

wow 76, that's really stupid and immature. OP it's not that big of a deal, just stop by the shower for a minute and then explain to her that you are going out to celebrate your birthday. it works out for both parties.

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jakymoon 0

NO THERE IS NO ****** FUN IN THAT so I say just go **** her husband and make them get a devoice get drunk off of what ever and partie then when ur wedding comes make sure u have her tired up in. room with medics everywhere to make sure she doesn't die cuz she might over dose and die and thy would just suck major balls >:p

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darkshadow1977 0

baby shower in the day birthday at night.... what's the big deal I don't think I've seen a birthday shower past 5pm before

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VeryNice329 0

sixteen candles. the sister gets married the day after andys bday and the whole family forgets. modern day twist: the cousin has baby shower day OF ops bday and the whole family forgets. look on the bright side! you'll end up getting the popular hottie in the end. :)

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VeryNice329 0

and I'll mention it now before someone thinks they're slick: I know sixteen candles was a 16th bday and op is turning 21.

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ily4life 0

wow ur cousin sux! I'd be pissed taking all your days u should go to her shower get super super drunk and ruin it (that's what I'd do) just sayin

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jakymoon 0

did it I total recommend doing that:D

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beast18 0

hahaha 93 I was about to say the same thing...I like the way you think.

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CallMeHush 0

Show up drunk and tell her if the baby comes out looking like her ass faced husband to drown it in a bucket in the back yard. She will never bother you again, I promise.

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ghoti_fml 0

OP doesn't realise just how unimportant birthdays are. YDI.

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jakymoon 0

Ok people just tie ur cuz up when ur wedding comes and throw her in a room full of medics in case she dies so they can use her body to test stuff like new guns and other kool stuff :D has been done in past b4

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