Miscellaneous: Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused...

By Tireddddddd - 31/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 437

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

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You deserved it 4 261

Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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You deserved it 6 781

By ihatelongflights - 21/08/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML

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You deserved it 3 024

Family tradition

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up to find both my sisters standing over me. One of them punched me in the balls, then dragged me out of bed by my feet. The other poured a jug of ice cold water over me, while the other kicked me in the balls again, from behind this time. They yelled, "Happy birthday." FML

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You deserved it 127

Night time entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 283

You deserved it 433

Creeped out

By NotASpiderMan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 958

You deserved it 6 218

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 4 462

Sirens

By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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You deserved it 16 198

By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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You deserved it 3 408

Ebola_fml 20

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:06

And a fifth camper who complained the whole time.

jewfro311 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:05

At least it's over and done with..

Comments

jren207 24

Monday 1 August 2011 0:41

Women...

jhfireboy 6

Monday 1 August 2011 0:50

And which was your favourite? :-P

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Monday 1 August 2011 1:15

Sounds like your a real happy camper

greekgal44 14

Monday 1 August 2011 1:21

camp good shephard?

MitchShadows 1

Monday 1 August 2011 1:34

I thought you had to be 18 to use **** My Life? Well , I'm glad you weren't raped, chopped into bits and buried in woods by a guy wearing a hockey mask!

badactor009 0

Monday 1 August 2011 3:25

A glimpse outside your limited experience. The world is full of people. Most are not like you. Some are gifted, smart, creative, driven and worth knowing. Some are strange or just boring. Most are somewhat self centered. There are some really good, some in between, and some really bad players out there. Your camp experience builds character and is source material for endless stories. You are better off for going, you just don't know it yet.