Miscellaneous: Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused...

By Tireddddddd - 31/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

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Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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Sunday 31 July 2011 16:06

And a fifth camper who complained the whole time.

jewfro311 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:05

At least it's over and done with..

Comments

MySilverCrow 0

Monday 1 August 2011 15:00

this has happened to me before. minus the councilor tho.

123jade456 0

Monday 1 August 2011 18:48

ffreaakkyy

GnarShreder13 0

Monday 1 August 2011 19:56

sounds like the unwanted cabin. what was your flaw

ashlyn88 0

Monday 1 August 2011 23:13

That's what you get for going go camp ;p

ahanuban 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:16

Was that by any chance Interlochen Summer Arts Camp...?

fyriwolf666 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 6:30

I just got home from a camp in Arizona today, what a weird coincidence. :0 But that only lasted about two days, so I doubt OP went to that same camp. I feel OP's pain, annoying cabinmates are the worst.