Love: Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2014 18:57 - United States - Sebastian

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML

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You deserved it 3 480

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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laurenasabutton 26

Tuesday 14 October 2014 23:38

I'm really surprised/appalled your guidance counsellor agreed to that

Michiganfan4164 7

Tuesday 14 October 2014 23:38

Probably better off without him if he can't say it to your face Sorry about that though plenty of fish in the sea

Comments

demonfacee 14

Wednesday 15 October 2014 1:59

Poor little boy can't even say it to your face. You're better off without him.

Scarylizard1798 23

Wednesday 15 October 2014 2:08

Coward, real men let them down easy and with glass and gentleness

hk1998 8

Wednesday 15 October 2014 2:23

Hes a pussy

RayvenWhite 12

Wednesday 15 October 2014 2:33

Be glad, you don't need a coward like that in your life. He's a useless waste of space OP since he took that route to break if off with you.

Lily_Rain77 25

Wednesday 15 October 2014 2:58

my ex tried to break up over text. I ripped him a new one, and then demobstrated how to properly dump someone. Dumping his ass felt better than anything else we'd done ;)

travismassie 7

Wednesday 15 October 2014 3:06

does the guidance counselor cut his meat for him too?

3molliver3 16

Wednesday 15 October 2014 3:08

He's a jerk, try to move on op.

Sakuraashita 15

Wednesday 15 October 2014 3:19

This may literally be the wussiest thing I've ever heard... Sorry that you ever dated such a jerk, OP, but count it as a win that you're free of him, now!

DeeTrain420 11

Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:03

LMFAO!!!!! **** that's messed up!

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:38

Plot Twist: The guidance counsellor is female and was getting it on with the OP's boyfriend. Or wanted to and made up the story of him breaking up with OP.