Animals: Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor.... - FML

By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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By Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By englishtrio - 18/04/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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Nikki_ASW 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:54

If it's your cat how is it stealing?

Jvr91 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Shit got real

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linstar 13

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:05

So, who ended up with the cat?

Livinia 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:14

Well of it's your cat, then there's no reason to 'get caught', unless there's another side to the story.

Livinia 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:15

*if

jamila123 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:14

Cats don't have owners. They use people for food.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:20

Either that, or they develop Stockholm Syndrome. No in-betweeners. Evil, cats. Gotta break 'em while they're young.

liy223 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:21

So technically you weren't stealing, but simply reclaiming what was yours in the first place. Question: of all the things to steal, why take a persons cat??? I mean how bored do you have to be.

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:55

Hey my cat went to my neighbor a while back, it intentionally ran away and got itself adopted (not my fault the thing had too many babies then decided the house was too crowed)

alyssa0 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:22

that would be really awkward. lol.

techweed 12

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:23

Who caught you??

Inspired22 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:23

Since you can like...buy, sell, adopt, etc. cats and all that good stuff, couldn't you technically prove the cat as yours and report him/her as stolen property?

ajbaby311 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:46

Meow

wordnerd42 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:15

Rawr.

koe4 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:39

squirtle squirtle

corrinaswan 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:47

First it's not stealing if it's yours second maybe you should ask for it back and if tht doesnt work report it

MarcosFTW 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:57

Just put cat food outside the house...it'll be back

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