Love: Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/04/2015 10:52 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

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By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 13:32 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML

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By sociallyanxiousroomie - 19/04/2016 10:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 19:58

Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2018 15:30

Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML

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randomname98 22

Wednesday 8 April 2015 16:56

Aren't you supposed to share a bed with him? I thought that was one of the reasons to get married.

lulinator 40

Wednesday 8 April 2015 17:12

Why is it totally on the husband? Maybe she's the one with issues.

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amarie2009 22

Thursday 9 April 2015 10:28

You guys need to talk

Expat81_fml 1

Thursday 9 April 2015 11:28

I hear divorce bells !

LetMeSleepPlease 23

Thursday 9 April 2015 11:47

Not sure if you have sleep issues (like me) or relationship issues. Either way, FYL.

Vesi 29

Thursday 9 April 2015 13:52

I've been happily married for over 20 years. hubby and I sleep on different floors. He tends to snore and I cannot sleep well when with another person. Sleeping apart from a partner does not indicate marriage issues. Disappointed about sleeping with him might suggest other issues, though. This definitely needs a follow-up before assuming it's a doomed marriage.

Shade1982 20

Thursday 9 April 2015 16:16

A single line without ANY context does make this a rather vague post. And I really don't get why this one was approved in the first place. I've seen far better ones get rejected.

vader557 16

Thursday 9 April 2015 15:01

If you don't want to sleep in the same bed, you probably shouldn't be married

KrDizzy 16

Thursday 9 April 2015 17:35

Just because you're married, doesn't mean you have to always sleep in the same bed. I can't stand loud snoring. I usually get up and go sleep somewhere else, when the guy starts snoring loudly. If he has a problem with it, he should stop snoring. It's selfish to keep someone from sleep.

elatimir 15

Sunday 12 April 2015 5:34

You can't just stop snoring.. Yeez

KrDizzy 16

Thursday 9 April 2015 17:39

My mom doesn't sleep in the same bed as her husband sometimes and I don't blame her. He snores so damn loud. Has nothing to do with a troubled marriage. Some people need peaceful sleep.

live_laugh_amber 11

Friday 10 April 2015 2:17

My parents sleep apart.. Maybe they could have the same issue as my parents, one snores and the other is a light sleeper. Thus creating an issue

chad_brokerstein 2

Friday 10 April 2015 5:37

Isn't that supposed to happen

Dimps94 9

Friday 10 April 2015 8:21

Im lost

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