Health: Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated...

By frustrated - 11/07/2013 04:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 09:54 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 03:16 - United States - Houston

Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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By joshua - 25/01/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML

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By creepingjennie - 07/06/2020 02:11

Today, I discovered that head lice shampoo can remove the dye from your hair. FML

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FutureMatty 24

Thursday 11 July 2013 12:09

Next time grab the shampoo and make a run for it... "To protect the other customers" lol

Roskie 16

Thursday 11 July 2013 12:14

I'm pretty sure he's not allowed to do that. You left without asking for the manager?

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itswhatever39 7

Thursday 11 July 2013 19:03

Seriously that person was an idiot. But when I had it I slept with mayonnaise in my hair (disgusting I know) for 8 hours then rinsed it out. Then you have to get all the nits out... I'm sorry, it sucks:(

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Thursday 11 July 2013 19:21

Stupid…

wonders8 3

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:04

Next time lie your way out, say it wasn't for you but for your child or something

Omniprism 14

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:17

What an asshole. Cashiers aren't supposed to judge. Go to another place and get some. There are also natural remedies too.

stardustjunkie 12

Thursday 11 July 2013 20:29

Even though you didn't request the manager at the time, contact them ASAP. They'll have it all on CCTV and you can make a complaint over the phone if you want. I know I would, that's completely inappropriate behaviour. What does that cashier do if a parent is buying it for their child? Will the cashier make the same assumption?