By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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dissapointed101 4

darren would be getting an ass whoopin and he better start cleaning.

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greenbox 0

the first that I do when my property gets raped is post on fml. not call the police, but share my story with the Internet.

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Blueglasscup 18

I know this probably isn't a copy but I just want to say that I've encountered so many fmls that go along the lines of this one.

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Ugi 26

Clearly Daren knows who you should be reporting to the police.

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

that sucks. you would think that a person who hates a man enough to destroy his property would learn the address to his house.

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tennischik211 11

haha that was exactly what i was thinking.

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imnotcraZ 0

god I love morons...sucks for you, but it is pretty funny when you think about it.

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lalala2589 0

Except the part, you know where his house now looks like a pile of shit and not only will take a lot of money, but time to fix. And the part where it was meant for his next door neighbor. You sir are an asshole.

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dreamering 16

Put a big sign in your front door: "Darren leaves next door", before having your house destroyed.

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FreebirdIII 1

and he lives there too.

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letmeloveyou 0

don't forget to put an arrow too so the vandal doesn't mess up again

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LordGoober 13

Not to mention broken glass, and half a green lawn, I wonder if it looked like zebra stripes

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angelsara91 0

hello!! it's called revenge. :) but what to do.. what to do...???

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