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By OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML
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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

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FrootLoops_ 0

that must have been awkward afterwards :)

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llaawwll 0

It would have been funnier if you came in front of everyone.

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BaldOuting 0

nothing that funny ever happened when i saw a hypnotist show!

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Zero2Sixty 0

haha you mastbauted infront of the school X) it sounds funnier when i put it that way hahaha LOL LOL :P

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jackiemoonthepro 5

he was only humping the floor, not having a wank

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EasilyUnamused 2

That must have been gold for your classmates

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btuwo 0

u know exactly what ur doing when ur hyptnotized... ur just more suggestable to do dumb things.. .its the idea of being hypnotized that makes people do dumb shit.. YDI.

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cstevanus 4

actually, some people are really hypnotized and have no idea what they are doing. it may seem unlikely but its true. i have been hypnotized and i have NO idea what i did. no one would tell me. so, its still a mystery to me.

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PerditaDessa 38

18 is actually right. One has full control over their psych while they're hypnotized. It is only a suggestion. You maybe in a deeper state internally, but you are still completely aware. If you don't realize what you've done, then you're either mentally incapable or simply aren't trying to remember.

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likeewtfzoya 0

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

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spillproof 0

at least you didn't start to hump a person.

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