Transportation: Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash,...

By in pain - 15/03/2011 22:57

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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By Mycardoesn'tevenwork - 22/02/2016 20:16 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 15:00

Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 05:07 - United States

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML

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By ReallyNow - 01/09/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML

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By piece of crap car - 04/01/2017 06:27 - United States - Portland

Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML

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Make your mind up

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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But… the economy!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML

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By idiot - 09/07/2012 21:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

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xgetxbentx 13

Wednesday 16 March 2011 7:59

sue him.

newjerseyguy 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 7:56

fight it

Comments

truehitman2010 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:11

sue him

ElectricGhost_fml 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:11

sucks to be you!!!!

mattsmith1990 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 14:22

hey

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:13

That's Carma for being so unreliable.

starwind3438 9

Wednesday 16 March 2011 13:01

It's spelled karma.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 16 March 2011 13:15

yea I know but op was in a "car" accident.

hihi1212 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 15:19

dude change the pic back to ur back ur face ruins it.... but i like the CARma lol

MissBunny25 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 16:59

73 before you say shit about someone's picture how about you put one up of someone who I actually you? or is it a shriveled , more disgusting , fatter version of Edward Cullen? If so, go eat macaroni, in your cave where you belong.

hihi1212 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 17:04

how do you know that is not me bi*ch!

MissBunny25 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 17:26

82 it's Katherine McPhee. name calling will do you no good.

TinyDude 10

Wednesday 16 March 2011 17:59

lols 73 got owned really bad

TinyDude 10

Wednesday 16 March 2011 18:02

btw marinus cool body ;D

teh_uber_muffin 3

Thursday 17 March 2011 2:48

*claps for Bunny*. Nicely done, I taught you well.

MissBunny25 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 3:44

113 I don't know you.. but I'm assuming it's because you're yoda and I am Luke skywalker. I just hit my head before I left the planet we last met at. I have amnesia. may the force be with you.

hihi1212 1

Thursday 17 March 2011 15:00

creep. no one wanted your opinion ^^

Gondile 4

Thursday 17 March 2011 15:43

No, I believe we all did. Just not you.

fatalkiss 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:14

Did you tell him why you weren't going to make it? Or just said "I ain't coming in today, bitch"? Cause... that's a big detail you're not providing. Haha jk. But it makes no sense to me that you'd get fired if your boss knew what happened.

fmlcohen 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:15

sue. get a lawyer ASAP. you may have just earned years of wages in a few months.

TinyDude 10

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:16

u need a new boss anyway.

mygreenhoodie 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 12:33

op should have toughed it out. btw there's no car "accidents" only collisions

jman730 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:22

You must've been late alot. As long as you're still alive, quit your bitching. Maybe with your next job you show up on time and be dependable, so if you wanna wreck your car again, at least you won't get fired.