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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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Same thing different taste

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74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.

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chaoticxxxmess 3

Mammals have live births and give milk to their offspring. Chickens lay eggs and don't have milk. They're birds, jeez.

For some reason it put my reply in the wrong place last time, so I'll try again. Not all mammals have live births; monotremes are mammals that lay eggs (and produce milk.) Mammary glands are they key.

start an argumen with her that narwhals are humans. that will get her thinking.

christa953 12

I thought everybody knew that the bird is the word.

tenchi20 1

Ahh she's Canadian it all makes sense now btw birds are avian which is closer to reptiles than mammals I also hav a degree in this

Noelle282 8

Seriously how old are you dude grow up

Old enough to be on fml, dumb enough to still be watching barney the ******* dinosaur, herpa derp.

abouttofly 12

Some chickens are mammals, for example, Marty McFly, or Scootaloo.

MrSexyPants 14