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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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sheethapins 13

74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.

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LilysTillie 7

What university did she attend? I'll be sure to never send my daughter there ;)

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tj4234 35

It was probably the University of McDonalds. Which unfortunately... I have a qualification from >.>. When my boss handed me the certificate, I thought it was a joke until I googled it and found out that it is an actual university :L.

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perdix 29

University of Phoenix? If your mom is so sharp at biology, ask her if she can show you how to milk a chicken. (I can show her how to choke one, if she's a MILF ;) )

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bkpk 0

Well you are an idiot because if you knew any basic things about mammals you would know that chickens are mammals

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Shrike 23

ha! hahaaha! HAHAHAHAA! wow, I so hope you're being sarcastic! HAHAHA!

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Yoshi_Fue 9

Mammals don't lay eggs, you idiot... (except for the platypus...)

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leadman1989 15

Mammals don't lay eggs except when they do... might want to word that differently.

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nemolovesme 11

see her mom;s argument could be that humans do technically "lay eggs" or well girls do at least, but in the process of giving birth, mammals birth their young alive (with the very rare exception) while birds lay eggs.

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MsMeiriona 2

Mammals have mammary glands. That is the defining trait. Despite having 'breasts', you're not getting milk from a chicken.

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khaya 9

I think she said she had "a university degree in this stuff" to win the argument.

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airforce987 20

Dolphins are actually marine mammals since they give birth to their young. Same with whales. Fish lay eggs.

omfgfmlife 0

some people obviously dont understand the comment here

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jake1632 9

61- don't be a smartass.

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ndclover 3

did you also argue with your mom about which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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lmaoatall 6

Everyone knows chickens have pecks. With them they nurse their chicks, making them mammals. Ydi for arguing with your mom

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ahgfd2 0

idiot... that is all i have to say.

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