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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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Same thing different taste

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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That's a mother

By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 20:00

Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML

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By NJ <3 - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

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No jokes allowed

By Just a joke - 02/11/2020 05:01 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML

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By hail science! - 10/08/2019 16:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML

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By James - 30/03/2012 18:44 - United States

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:03 - United States - Marinette

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

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Saturday 27 August 2011 0:02

Chickens are reptiles , duh

sheethapins 13

Saturday 27 August 2011 2:06

74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.

Comments

purplishzebraz 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:23

Tomatoes are actually fruit :p

4XxXo_OxXx4 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:26

The chicken is a spy!

Angelastic_fml 18

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:55

The cake is a lie!

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:18

No, you're just high.

BVBpwns9998 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:36

Oh wait THERE'S the cake!

meggs2209 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:28

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds. XP

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 27 August 2011 2:58

Please tell me you are the proud owner of said chicken. Longest a chicken has survived without a head is 18 months. They fed it nutrient mix through a funnel.

Fx13mz 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:15

It died after by choking on a corn kernel :p.

meggs2209 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:41

I would never own a chicken, one chased me when I was like 6. That shit scarred me deep.

devinewind 4

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:29

In her defence they are warm blooded... but not nearly as tasty as mammals. Especially baby mammals. Now I want veal. Tell your mother to start cooking, I will be over at 8 for supper.