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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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You deserved it 3 709

Same thing different taste

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74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

66- 61 was not being a smart ass they were stating facts. Being knowledgeable does not make you a smart ass, it makes you intelligent. You were being a smart ass.

BigRed764 2

For the whole tomato being a fruit or a vegetable it is both. It depends on the context of the situation. Technically it is the fruit of a plant, however in the world of cooking it is a vegetable due to how and with what it is eaten.

The last part simply must be a lie. No one that stupid could get a degree in such matters...

It scares me how misinformed so many people are who post on FML. You're already on the Internet, use it to gain some knowledge.

It scares me how people are so dense that they cannot pick up simple sarcasm.

mauser15 0

chickens are not mammals they don't lay young they live eggs

It's truly amazing how many people don't get sarcasm. That means YOU.