By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:39 - United States

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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emerluvsu 6

That's the most original fml I've ever heard.

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someoneO_O 4

XD This made me LMFAO...i almost peed myself idk why it struck me as so funny.....fyl ..sounds painful...i was standing on a stool once and somehow it turned completely upside down as i was falling and i landed on the end of the leg....nothing, as far as i know, ..."popped"....maybe i was too young...painful as all hell though...

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LilaBear 1

No big deal, really. Lots of girls get their hymens broken from all sorts of things - gymnastics is a pretty common one. Oh, and it doesn't mean you've lost your virginity.

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blancheyy 0

You don't lose your virginity just cause your cherrys been popped hope you know that

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d3derekwalker 0

This is great! Hey atleast you don't have a lame excuse for being a virgin!

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cetlawizard 15

And I suppose you're a 21 yr old who "just" looks like a 13-15 yr old.....yeah, that's what I thought. I could see you lying about your age if you were a 30-50 yr old woman, trying not to "look" like a cougar.....so pretentious.

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deviable 9

You cam break your hymen horse back riding or doing gymnastics. I'd hardly call it "losing your virginity", that just seems melodramatic.

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taurusxdee 10

You can't lose your virginity to an inanimate object. Virginity is purity, you lose it to a person. Yallz is stupid! Lol=]

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16rrpass 0

What does popped my cherry mean?

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ZoeElizabeth 0

It means a female's hymen is broken, usually through sexual intercourse but can be broken by being kicked, doing gymnastics or other similar activities, or even on a tampon.

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ZoeElizabeth 0

Sorry I'm not trying to b*tch here but if your on this 18+ app shouldn't you know what that means?

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