Love: Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I...

By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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In the zone

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 20:05

Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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Not a good sign

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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Wingman

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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What should I do?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Ona

Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML

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JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Monday 11 February 2013 9:33

That's where you slowly turn around and waltz away.

madisonnnnn13 11

Monday 11 February 2013 9:26

Aww I'm sorry :/ move on! Se really isn't worth it if she said that.

Comments

Morgan_Loves_You 5

Tuesday 12 February 2013 4:00

awe :(

ThirstyGrunt 6

Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:27

Op's name is Greg - Jeffrey; right?

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 12 February 2013 5:41

Sorry to hear that OP, but if you didn't leave the dance floor after that insensitive remark, then YDI.

JJ_Rokk 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 7:00

Walk away, then come back and say the same thing ;)

Jsm3 5

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:23

I'm sure you're an awesome dude. Anyone would be lucky to be with you! Keep your head up :)

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:26

that's when you should of did the same and said sorry my gf called me over

Burning65 5

Wednesday 13 February 2013 0:57

When you ask a girl to dance and she's like "lol no way" then you respond by saying "I don't think you heard me. I said you look fat in those pants."

UnicornBoy 1

Monday 18 February 2013 1:27

69th comment... win

dvoss52 3

Wednesday 19 June 2013 4:48

Well. Take it from another dude. That sucks major dick man. You have my condolences

bookgirl_7 12

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:35

I think everyone is getting on the girl's case. Maybe the OP never told her that he liked her before they started dancing. If that's the case, she probably thought that it was just a dance between friends. We need more info.