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By richardmrcs - 08/07/2013 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML

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By N1ch0la1 - 08/08/2009 09:35 - South Africa

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 03:00

Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By Angela - 04/01/2012 19:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

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By duckyou - 02/04/2018 01:30

Today, on the way to class, I got distracted while watching some ducks and walked face-first into a concrete pole. I ended up with a black eye and three stitches. Even the nurse laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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By alex - 16/02/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML

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DjMonroe95 11

Tuesday 9 July 2013 0:44

I bet the cat got your tongue after that one.

Snowkeys 11

Tuesday 9 July 2013 0:45

You gotta be kitten me. Did you fall on a box of angry abandoned kittens?

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WildWonder808 14

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:07

Talk about a pain in the ass. Whatever happened to bedside manner? I hope the kittens are ok though!

olpally 32

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:07

Kittens and cats. Expert trolls of the world! Lol.

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:08

kittens these days ....

ILoveMyArm 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:25

What did we do wrong? It was self defense!

XxcaitanatorXx 12

Tuesday 9 July 2013 5:50

lol

twinkiefeets 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:08

Wild angry kittens, never seen that on wild kingdom.

poncho55 40

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:15

That really sucks but come on, the situation is funny if you think about it. I'd laugh if I had such a weird story like that. :)

Adree 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:21

I'm sure they were very ferocious

beckiebear 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:28

Is waving your bare butt at a bunch of kittens a reoccurring pastime for you?

doodlebug33 20

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:47

You gotta be "kitten" me

aeonsoul 12

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:53

Yeah, nurses aren't supposed to do that :/ very unprofessional

chocolatefrog28 29

Tuesday 9 July 2013 1:54

Did they add insult to injury and give you a Hello Kitty bandaid?

IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Monday 29 July 2013 9:05

I love Hello Kitty! That would've actually made me feel much better if it had happened to me. Lol

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