Health: Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 23:01 - United States

Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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By hail science! - 10/08/2019 16:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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By anonymous - 06/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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Supportive

By Khagen - 27/01/2021 05:01

Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML

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Burn the witch!

By fanaticalfuckspawn - 25/08/2014 20:14 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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btstig 11

Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:01

The power of Christ compels you........ To clean that shit up!!

magymofucka 9

Wednesday 13 February 2013 9:01

just go to a drugstore & take care of that shit yourself.

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StEpHiE1226 12

Wednesday 13 February 2013 17:32

Your mom was probably a ***** and is projecting on you op. fyl

Satoaoi 13

Wednesday 13 February 2013 19:00

oooooo better get that checked man

GodlessGoddess 5

Wednesday 13 February 2013 22:33

Religion strikes again! But anyways, next time just go to the pharmacy and get some monostat. Physicians and medicines are more helpful than religious nuts praying and screaming.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Wednesday 13 February 2013 22:40

Just tell her that jesus visited you in the middle of the night and gave you an std. That ought to shut her up.

stunda 1

Wednesday 13 February 2013 23:04

Yeah, tell her you slept with a Mexican named Jesus and he gave you an STD. And tell her that you didn't used to believe in the power of Jesus, but you do now.

JoleneDaniel 12

Thursday 2 January 2014 10:26

ok so most of you are not believers, but that doesn't give you a right to be disrespectful to those who are.

Needafarm 22

Thursday 14 February 2013 1:47

In this case the power of GOOGLE would have helped you find a better solution than an overly religious mother who believes that Jesus is the solution to a yeast infection.

wvcheesehead1 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 4:37

Maybe try to get a job at a bakery, you now have intimate knowledge of yeast.

svahrsrdacwby87 7

Thursday 14 February 2013 6:01

Go see your doctor. He or she can prescribe you cream or some pills to treat your yeast infection.

annoyingling 1

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:01

AMEN!

iceroyalty1984 14

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:44

Monistat works as well as the prescription. Get the 3 or 7 day ovules (cream can be difficult and one day isn't always enough to treat it) wear cotton underwear, eat sugar free YOGURT not cranberry juice and wash with unscented NONantibacterial soap. Change underwear frequently and see your doctor if the monistat does not work. If you're on an antibiotic do not stop taking it and see your doctor for alternate and stronger treatments.