Kids: Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve...

By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By Rob - 15/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried to strike up a conversation with someone in an elevator by commenting on the "beautiful view." We were in a windowless elevator, heading for the basement parking lot. I then had to try and appear less psychotic to avoid freaking them out even more. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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By JeremySayz - 25/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML

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By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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Saturday 4 August 2012 5:59

D'aww. 99.3% of my generation sucks, sorry OP.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 4 August 2012 5:59

Should've told her to go **** herself. And then you should've shoved the phone up her ass. :P Yeah she's young, I guess, but that doesn't give her the right to treat you like shit. If they don't get taught a lesson, they won't learn.

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xxxSANAxxx 0

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:11

Should've called someone on your phone and told them about what a bitch & ugly thirtheen year old girl you were stuck with in the elevator!

Corrupt_waffles 13

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:19

This is why I agree with discipline the American government calls "child abuse" a few smacks on the bottom with a belt would fix that attitude right quick. I was raised by angry French immigrants. I know how to respect others. I don't mind how I turned out.

lelo007 11

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:30

I would be mortified if any of my younger sisters EVER talked this way to or about anybody. The person receiving this abuse wouldn't have to beat their asses, I would do it for them if I were to find out about it. There are too many entitled little pricks running around these days, thanks to hippie parents who "love" their kids to death and believe they can do no wrong. Makes me sick.

GoldenGrizzly 7

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:32

No one has the right to talk to you like that, especially when you weren't doing anything wrong. However, if what she said is true to you (you feel like you look like a sperm whale) then go to the gym, take some kick boxing classes and then get so hot that the next time someone says something shitty to you you can show them how hot your punches are.

dpfox 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:39

You should've said "I bet you're real popular" and motioned a blow-j like in Bridesmaids?! :D On a serious note, sorry OP for 99% of the people sucking.

viper64 10

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:43

I'm so sorry, OP, I cried a little for you. I hate the kids of my generation.

marryjaneex0 7

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:45

stick up for yourself.

DylansMomma 9

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:45

Your comment : FYL for NOT saying anything OP!

spottyblanket 8

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:46

I would have turned around and said EXCUSE ME, HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE - very loudly so she got embrassed. Get close to her face and explain to her why she is wrong