By ouchh - 11/09/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
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Casualt1234 0

"swinging penis"? anyone else find this phrase odd? -_- also, at least you're getting some pussy (:,'

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aghoogha 0

you should get the book animal communication from the other fml posted with the guy and his dog.

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km_rockz 0

swinging penis? bad memories...meatspin... *shiver*

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Casualt1234 0

is that the one repetitive video of a transvestite riding a dick with the tranny's dick spinning? my friend showed me that. haunting.

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LadyMedic 0

Gee, this totally doesn't sound like this FML - http://www.fmylife.com/health/5021908 I mean really. How many times does a cat attack someones junk? And the odds of two of those people posting it on here 1 week apart.

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shannonjones86 5

You clearly spend too much time reading FMLs. I suggest getting a life.

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ryansims 0

nurse Jackie episode copy cat

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PlasmaWafflez 0

YDI for having your penis swinging

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plexico 3

Unless you are Castor Zemenya, you can have a penis or a pussy, but not both.

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nick_beresho 0

Uhm... and you were swinging your penis around why? O_O

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sc27 0

Why was your penis swinging and why was the cat in the shower with you O_o

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XxNicolexX 0

He said he got OUT OF THE SHOWER to find his cat staring up at him...

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sc27 0

You just had to remind me of that, didn't you?

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