By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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theUBERcomment 1

you forgot to mention that, while you were not drunk, you were high.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

If they were high then they wouldn't be "completely sober".

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WankersCramp 0

fake and retarded. only the breathalyzer is used now.

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

How do you not know the damn alphabet? Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast that morning?

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speedgay 0

I've always wondered if I could pass a sobriety test while sober hah

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trixy81 10

the line would be hard but the alphabet... WTF?

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geekometer96 0

I'm guessing you forgot the AND? next time keep doughnuts in your car and when he walks up open the box and be like "oh sorry, did you smell these?"

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peachezthelette 22

its prolly from being nervous. i cant concentrate wen im nervous either

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brookexrawrr 0

hehehe, you siir, need help. desperatelyy.

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