Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking,...

By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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spekledworf 18

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:25

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

Katie_the_Great 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

You sir... Fail

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niralz16 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:07

honestly I can't walk in a straight line to save my life, soo I'm right there with you :D

iamfreakinkylie 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:22

saammmeeee

borntoperform 14

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:08

Maybe it's just because you were rlly nervous.

purpuroni 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 10:10

ya that's what I was thinking, I would have done the same haha

icyfire617 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:10

ydi for forgetting the alphabet. o_O

icyfire617 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:10

ydi for forgetting the alphabet. o_O

icyfire617 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:10

ydi for forgetting the alphabet. o_O

maryburnsgreen 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:10

You're a DUMBASS.

bjohnst12 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:11

a b c d ... q r p t s l k h I z now I know I'm dumb next time won't you drink with me...

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:11

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. That's the alphabet, right?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:56

Yes. He didn't say recite it in order. As long as you get all the letters, what's the diff?

br0itstaylor 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:11

you forgot your abc's?..dude..cmon

CitrusGirl 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:15

Some people are clumsy and can't help it. But you can't recite the alphabet?

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