Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking,...

By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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spekledworf 18

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:25

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

Katie_the_Great 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:03

You sir... Fail

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OMG_N3RD 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:33

FAIL...

chaoskiwi 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:39

what are you? dyslexic??

melbadelb 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:33

I happen to be dsylexic and if the OP is as well i could easily see this happening .

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:41

I sense failure in your future. :D

tumadrepfft 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:42

I could understand if you know, it was to recite the alphabet backwards, but only to recite the alphabet? Maybe you should go back to kindergarten.

tabby312 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:52

ya the abc's is like the easiest thing to know! how could u forget it?? haha what a dumbass!

10thPrestige 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:44

You lying bastard.

10thPrestige 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:44

You lying bastard.

10thPrestige 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:44

You lying bastard.

10thPrestige 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:44

You lying bastard.

oblio 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:48

I think you should be happy you didn't get the DUI!

varkey 7

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:54

lol I know someone like this

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