By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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specialneeds 0

I have balance problems, so I can't walk in a straight line anytime

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Did anyone consider that maybe the reason the OP failed the ABC part is because they can only SING the alphabet. I know a couple of people like that. They always mess up when they try and speak the alphabet because the learned it by singing it all the time. They also could have just been nervous, like most people who have to deal with the police. There are plenty of people on the planet who can't walk a straight line so I'm not even going to touch that one.

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Italianovivace 0

try doing a back flip or something, that always gets them

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eag05 0

- ydi u crackhead!!

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GabbyCharityM 0

The alphabet is even in song form. You fail for not remembering the song.

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babyjm 0

who the hell fails at the alphabet??

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OMG_N3RD 0

My 3 year old brother: ABCD123

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babycakess10 0

ok maybe the walking part is understandable but common 4 year olds can recite the alphabet you moron!

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sgtrobswifey 0

That my friend is an opossum, and Mr. Boners, I think you'd get more affect if you used the picture of the recently deceased Osama.

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