By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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silentblack 0

did you get arrested? if not I would've arrested you for being a dumb ass

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decomposerix 0

r u ******* stupid I know the alphabet and I'm 12

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CateXOX 0

Woah dude, knowing the alphabet at 12, that's badass.

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heimdallr 14

I know right? I'm 24 and I know the alphabet. He's got me beat. :(

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Freeze_fml 16

Your profile says otherwise. Nice job on the alphabet, now try math.

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j_cat187 19

ask for bretholiser but u probly dont know what that is

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sgtrobswifey 0

apparently you don't either, or at least how to spell it. fyl

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j_cat187 19

and i still got into college bitch

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sgtrobswifey 0

No need for obscenities. I'm quite sure even though you "got" into college your life won't amount to much. Good day.

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j_cat187 19

its funney cuz u act like you know me douche

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joemik524 0

how can that even happen? how old are you? 3?

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CateXOX 0

Yet they're already driving. I see your logic.

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Cairo_Sanchez 8

that's just inexcusable, on the bright side they should give you a breathalyzer and you should pass but in your case who knows

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SirSingle 4

He was obviously doing others a favor by pulling you over.....:O

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MaloPero 4

omg sounds like you had a minor stroke. go check your health. or maybe practice your mind more often:))

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