By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
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spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

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xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

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tabby312 0

dude my three year old cousin knows the abc's! how do u not know it

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imnotcraZ 0

1+1=?...give it a shot

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tabby312 0

it equals 5.. o wait, guess I don't know my addition(: haaha

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mintcar 9

For ***** sake, you used alphabets to write your FML.

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Complaining 13

They know spelling but forgot the order. The brain doesn't think of each letter individually, it thinks of words. Oh... and spell check.

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wickedlyevil96 0

you can't recite the alphabet and walk a straight line when ur sober? time to go back to kindergarten. you totally deserved it if u fail that much. ur such a ******* retard.

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arcadefirelover2 0

how do you fail to recite the alphabet? everybody learns that as a kid! and it's easy to remember

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lilmac61894 2

calm down people, im pretty sure the cop wouldnt make them recite it forwards thats too easy. im guessing they meant backwards because thats what the normal test is. and Ive asked my school cop about it and he told me those tests were made to make you fail, the only one that matters is the breathalizer

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nunnellyboy 0

maybe he just wanted a better looksey? being nervous doesn't help.

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