By spekledworf - 02/05/2011 21:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 291
You deserved it 26 518

spekledworf tells us more.

spekledworf 18

i had a panic attack and started to stutter out of nervousness, and just said **** it and gave up

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

xviem 0

that's what you get for being a dumb ass

269 25

Comments

mintcar 9

Study suggest that sleep deprivation is equivalent to alcohol impairment. And if you were that sleep deprived to the point that you could not walk a straight line and couldn't recite the alphabet to the officer as a sobriety test, then YDI. You shouldn't be driving.

1 3
boatkicker 4

It didn't say the OP was tired. On a full night's sleep I can not walk a straight line. Nor can I stand with my weight evenly distributed on my two feet, ever. I will fall over.

0 0
mintcar 9

I didn't say OP was tired. I said "IF."

1 0
Xythenol 6

C'mon OP, tell the truth, we're all your friends. We know you weren't sober.

0 1
s3xymoma 1

how u did that ? op

0 3
alyeedupuis 0

hahaha thats mee 100%

0 3
Takador 3

Oh Ma Gawd, you got a new pic =0

0 1