Transportation: Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown....

By city_girl - 04/02/2010 06:34 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML

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You deserved it 2 545

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 193

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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You deserved it 4 712

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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You deserved it 3 345

By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 144

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

By creepermagnet - 10/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML

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You deserved it 18 843

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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Ancients 8

Thursday 4 February 2010 12:26

Lovely.

FPsLife 5

Thursday 4 February 2010 13:11

Silly guy, he already got to rear-end you, so what was the need to ask you out?

Comments

BenCakes 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 21:56

Let's be real op is probably ugly and that's why the guy said he would take her out.

saaaammmmm 0

Friday 5 February 2010 1:32

Your logic makes perfect sense. Thank you, Ben-, nay, Dr. BenCakes.

MrMaelstrom 3

Thursday 4 February 2010 22:51

MrMaelstrom 3

Thursday 4 February 2010 22:52

Got rear-ended and the other driver speaks enough english to ask for a dancing date, but insurance isn't part of his vocabulary? Get back in the car, lock the door take his license plate and call the cops. It ain't brain surgery. Bencakes, maybe she's hot and the other driver got thinking "you know, this is a great way to meet women - Hey, babe, ya dance?" :)

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:28

dance, my little puppet, dance!!!

mehgmehg 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:33

suckd

shs22basketball 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:03

I HATE snickerdoodles. Last time I said something so vile that I got a warning from the FML police. (losers)

shs22basketball 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:05

I HATE smickerdoodles, last time I said something so vile that I got warned by the FML police. (they are losers)

kozmikstarz 0

Friday 5 February 2010 1:21

Today, I decided. That I would type. Like the biggest jackass. In the world. Using only sentence fragments. FML.

Jeni1621 0

Friday 5 February 2010 3:52

There is no "Scary" part of either downtown minneapolis or st paul....I call shenanigans. Only scary part of Minnesota at all is North Minneapolis.

cpmerr 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:48

agreed downtown is not "scary" but would you want to get rear ended in downtown eat or cedar riverside after midnight with no one around? im from phillips and have had SKETCHY encounters biking at night. it can get unnerving is all i'm sayin'

Moscow_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:15

Quieres pasear conmigo?

jyd62 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:57

great deal for him since he's at fault lol!!

Ceridwen_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 7:37

I'm tempted to believe this, since when I was in my first ever (and hopefully last) car accident in Los Angeles, my hot friend was actually hit on by the fugly cops who arrived on scene. Humans are humans, even cops/bad drivers.