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By Sedici - 18/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 07:41 - United States

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By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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wooley29 8

Sunday 18 December 2011 16:36

I hope the child is okay.

RainbowHeadache 2

Sunday 18 December 2011 16:38

& this is why I think the elderly should have to retake drivers Ed.

Comments

fricknugget 3

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:18

fucjing hate some elders

audiophileMom 11

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:22

Shoot them.

dragsdotasniper 2

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:27

old ppl are crazy these days..

LoveBenLinus 3

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:35

They were late for bingo!! C'mon!!

zamdrivertank21 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:39

This is why old people shouldn't have licenses , hope the kid is okay.

thefattest 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:45

20 in a 50 zone. You were probably in my "retirement central" hometown

Sparky12486 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:52

So you think just because you're in an ambulance that gives you some special right to run other people off the road?

peepeeparee 0

Monday 19 December 2011 0:43

Actually, it does... You ignorant ****.

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Monday 19 December 2011 6:20

A) In technical terms, it does, because you are REQUIRED to pull over and allow emergency vehicles to pass you. Therefore, you are technically being run off the road (pulling over to the side.) B) If you truly think that an ambulance driver would run someone off the road (implying to cause an accident) you are really lacking in the common sense department and probably should have someone with you to hold your hand and explain to you the finer details of situations.