By confused_girl - 01/08/2013 05:10 - United States - Cedar Rapids

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Today, I got the sex talk from my dad. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't said, "It's not the size of the stick, it's how you use it." I'm a girl. FML
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Wizardo 33

Maybe he was talking about ******?

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JustJumped 22

He's just trying to make sure you don't get disappointed some day

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MTCoralReefer 10

I'm sure he meant well

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snugglesMcGee199 23

That's sound advice, regardless of your gender. He's teaching you that large willies aren't always a sign of mind blowing sex.

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neonstarr 15

Points for trying? Most dads wouldn't bother.

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JacobH34 10

It seems to me that that info was ever so slightly completely irrelevant for you to know at that point

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JoshuahColins 19

He's saying don't judge a guy by the way he is.

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tiernang 21

i noticed that AFTER i commented. but i left it cause, well, YOLO!

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mattuti 8

He's right though.. You can't choose the size of your bat, but you can practice how to swing it ;)

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hunter81_fml 15

it's kinda hard for dad's to give "the talk" cut him some slack...

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Zintrix 6

My dad used scientific words so it wasn't as embarrassing

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