By confused_girl - 01/08/2013 05:10 - United States - Cedar Rapids

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Today, I got the sex talk from my dad. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't said, "It's not the size of the stick, it's how you use it." I'm a girl. FML
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Wizardo 33

Maybe he was talking about ******?

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JustJumped 22

He's just trying to make sure you don't get disappointed some day

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abekj52 9

you could always chop your stick off if you wanted to be more of a girl.

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PeachiePrincess 16

Too much information Dad... But at least he was honest!!!

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mete_orito 34

Well, it seems we know now who has a short stick lol

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TogeBara 12

at least that will teach you not to judge by size. It truly is how you use it that matters.

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thehuntress309 12

I guess he's just trying to tell you not to get your hopes up for a big one. They're a rarity -_-

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gottageek 17

Go to your mom. While size might not be fully impacting if they're digitally talented. You still won't get to England in a row boat.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Maybe what he's trying to say is don't judge by the size? Even if a man has a "small stick " they tend to put add more work then others.

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doubleddun 9

38 I meant on the randoms page where the above fml wouldn't be there at all but maybe they would have seen it before and assumed it was a reference to it, you're right. My comment was pretty stupid but I will admit, I just felt the need to point it out.

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