ydi for not being human and spitting your alien juices on an innocent venus fly trap!!!

I think your employer would rather you go home when you're ill, instead of puking all over the customers.

I'm having a hard time believing that you went from 'slightly unwell' to puking in a matter of seconds. You should know when you start feeling nauseous, and by then you would've reached the point where you should tell the supervisor that you need to go home and get better. Puking on a customer? They're probably not coming back. It doesn't matter how attractive the customer is, you're not going to be picking them up after you've gone and thrown up all over them.

Awesome! ;)

You wouldn't happen to be named Stan Marsh and the customer's name was Wendy Testaburger?

Well, that's a typical Tesco for ya.

That's why you don't go to work when you are feeling bad. D'oh.

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to pick up a hooker. I drove up to her till and rolled down the window to ask her how much for an hour. She threw up on me. FML.

I assume i had food poisoning as i'm still unwell! In reply to a comment earlier about leaving the tills when i had the warning signs, it all came a bit too fast for me to react! I would have had to ring the bell and wait for someone to take me off, as i'm not allowed to leave the tills unmanned! Oh well, apparently i'm not even getting sick pay :(

never go in that sick less you'd lose the job otherwise and if so try to work away from customers...