Work: Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours...

By h0308 - 08/09/2009 09:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML

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By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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By vomitgirl - 28/04/2015 05:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

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By Ammile - 25/12/2018 04:00

Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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By FedExMan - 11/08/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

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By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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By ihatethisjob - 27/09/2013 08:18 - United States - Romulus

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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whyowhy26 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:45

cant you KNOW when you're about to puke? i always can and am, if not fully, at least halfway upto the bathroom by the time i actually vomit...

john_bell 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 16:32

Well when you don't feel well don't go to work, understand?

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 September 2009 21:35

....Hungover?

SMBroskie 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:15

Poor decision to work and poor barf marksmanship. Your fault.

Trollkiller 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:39

looks like someone is in the making of ZOMBIE cmon thats the spirit... infect as many as u can!

RiChY_BaBy08 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:53

wow. . i seen this before. the guy prob didnt wanna go to work and said he felt unwell or whatever. and seein that hot girl was a lil intimadating and made him so nervous he blew chunks..... bet....

ananamoose 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:53

agreed, cuz it's like the word ralph bunershca, prob wrong spelling but I've never attempted to spell bunershca before, I've just said it a few times, I kind of like a word that makes you want to puke just spelling it out

TD66 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:58

How come it's always an attractive person in these kind of FML's? I'm sure 99% of them are for pointless exaggeration, this is bad enough on its own.

plexico 3

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:03

Actually, because on the West Coast of the US, there is a grocery store chain called Ralph's and "ralph" has been a synomym for vomiting for a long time.