By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
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andycaliboy 0

show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe

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greatnt249 0

Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?

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I2OI3 0

WELL DO YOU LIKE APPLES OR NOT? DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH, A NEW COLLEGE GRAD IN THIS ECONOMY - TRUST ME YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO MAKE THAT FOOD LAST BUDDY! LOL

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poolshark 0

@op: If your parents helped you pay for college, be happy you even got a piece of fruit... @ #2: "Alright, then get me a toilet paper roll, a cork screw, and some tin foil." "We don't have a cork screw." "Alright, then get me an avacado, an ice pick, and my snorkel."

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bipolarchipmunk 0

Thinking about the remnants of that apple floating around gently in your stomach, simmering in your stomach acid pleases me. Greatly. You did eat it...right? Please tell me you ate it? I hate having my thoughts go to waste.

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loveyababe 0

watch them have a car for you when you get home. then you may regret posting this :)

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mel2643x 0

hahaha this is funny. so is #2's comment. seriously do that.

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genius_man16 0

#6 & 7 are right, get over it. unless they promised a computer to you this isn't an FML at all get off your damn high horse and be thankful you went to college YDI

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SpartanIIMC 0

rather have the fruit than the computer

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omgitsseejay 0

lol, you parents are cool...

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