wait was it a green apple because then it would be a good thing, if it was red i would say fyl

The OP didn't say anything about expecting a gift. For all we know s/he didn't. No gift at all is often better than a cheap half-assed gift.. and from your own parents to boot. That's the FML.

I agree with the college vs birthday comment. And also, reading this and all of the comments has made me seriously want to eat an apple. Maybe I'll take one out of my fridge and take #2's suggestion to heart. :]

Good, Macs suck. Good job on graduating. You know, not EVERYONE'S families can afford to give people a ton of crap after graduating. Besides, seeing on how long graduation ceremonies are, you were probably hungry. YDI.

LMAO. Your parents are my hero's.

@22 you don't have to go all the way to africa for that. a starving kid in the states wouldn't mind eating an apple. @2 i lol'ed. to all the haters on the OP: uhhh i would def. rather the computer than an apple. you guys take these things waay to far. if i were expecting a comp. id be a bit ticked too. for about 5 min. then i wouldn't care much.

I hate you so, so much for posting this stupid shit. Also, "graduating" from DeVry is nothing to brag about.

maybe they're broke after paying for you to go to college?

@#34. Good insight! :D The wisdom that knowledge must be handled with care is a very important gift indeed.

I don't think the OP was expecting a computer, but maybe something besides a piece of fruit. A family celebration, perhaps?