By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
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andycaliboy 0

show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe

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greatnt249 0

Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?

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rukusrazor 0

Agree with 17. Someone thinks they're pretty deserving. Cry me a ******* river. Maybe it's a hint. Too much sitting in front of a computer.

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tko 0

an apple is better than no apple...its also better than a swift kick to the testicles (or ovaries if you're a chick, but that is much harder to accomplish)

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Hclim 0

A apple a day, keeps the doctor away.

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randomsloth 0

ummm spoiled much a starving kind in africa would have killed for that apple you bitch you graduated from college normally the step is to get a good ******* job which is why you went to college then you can buy yourself a apple computer with your own money bart

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baby_love 0

lmfaooo sucks. yay for #2

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nobody_special 0

Thank you #6, 7, and 20 Hey, times are tough. Not everyone can afford expensive foreign cars or laptops as presents for finishing school for YOUR OWN benefit. Eat the apple, enjoy it and go find a job, that way you can save money to congratulate yourself.

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Tehalon 0

It's only college... might be special for you but in general its nothing special.

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McCannCanTriple 0

I think the complaint is more about getting an apple, then not getting anything expensive. I mean, it is kind of a WTF gift. Unless it was gold. and If we compared all situations to starving kids in Africa, then there wouldn't even be a FML.

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