By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 235
You deserved it 5 647
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andycaliboy 0

show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe

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greatnt249 0

Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?

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whoaa_nellie 0

that, my friend, is unfortunate. sorry that happened to you. hopefully u got some better grad presents :/

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grazynaanka 0

you sound like an ungrateful, self-centered child. i bet your parents helped pay for you to go to college. i bet because of your parents, you had the opportunity to go to college. you should be grateful. plus, we are living in hard economic times. people just can't afford much these days. at least they got you something. and maybe there is a meaning to it.

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ogmarshall 0

You selfish ****, I bet your parents paid for your entire education, your house, AND your living expenses. Bite me.

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irishfever 0

I second what #76 said For graduation, you get a great education. Congrats How nice it must be to come from a family where you come to expect lavish presents on every occasion.

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pagemaster 0

the arguments on this fml are really stupid.

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RonnieRLD 0

I graduated from College and my family missed the ceremony because they were in Scotland and I couldn't go to that because I had just started a job in my field

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j_isforjessica 0

quit complaining... your parents probably paid for your education, your graduation is just expected.

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catryn 0

I'm tired of people treating their graduations like damn coronations. People are supposed to celebrate the fact that you didn't fail college, something most non-brain-dead people do with ease? I'll celebrate a baby or a wedding, but not you drunkenly stumbling up a platform in your douchey sunglasses to get a $10 scroll.

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Rakshasa23 0

I think it's supposed to be symbolic of your education now being complete. Obviously all those years of school did little to help your comprehensive ability.

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Tonifer 0

You know, just because they're your parents doesn't mean that they're obliged to buy you a computer...And come on. You just graduated from college. Not 8th grade. Mommy and Daddy can't do everything for you.

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