By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
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sweet2u22 9

This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

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jackassiddy 8

I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?

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every1luvsboners 11

That's a jaw-dropper.

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Takainthemachine 0

Apparently even in your sleep you are an idiot..ydi

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"even in your sleep, you are an idiot"? I'm sorry, WHAT?? What ever movement you do in your sleep while you're dreaming is involuntary, that involves tossing and turning (or in this case punching). There is no way the op deserves to be called an idiot for doing something he can't control. Aperran

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VoteForTaco 8

So you beat yourself up in a dream and then you could feel it outside of the dream? Are you Chuck Norris?

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DocBastard 38

I think that's the definition of a sucker punch. Sucker.

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hateevryone 14

that's definitely weird. did you tell your mom about it?

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Lol ouch! First the punch then she'll be dreaming that she is jumping into a pool, that'll hurt in the morning :)

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