By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
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sweet2u22 9

This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

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jackassiddy 8

I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?

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AmieLea18 7

*waking up: Whaa.. how did I get this bruise on my head. Mum? *Gasp. You have turned her against me! :you have done that yourself.

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SeldomHappy 3

Even in a dream, why would you offer to beat yourself up? Do you hate yourself? Had any arguments with yourself? Owe yourself money perhaps?

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bikramkohli 11

Did anyone else think of Russell Peters after reading this fml? "Oh yeah? **** you!! You not kill me! I kill me!"

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audreygirl16 0

Thats what you get for trying to hit your mom!

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Tapdivaaa 0

WTH is wrong with you that you would even dream of hitting yourself in the face????

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someguy314159265 15

People dream of crazy things, my friend. I, personally, have dreamed such things as myself driving a bus off a cliff.

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boardforlife 0

Don't complain I just had all my impacted wisdom teeth removed yesterday... I can't stop drooling or bleeding.... Ps they also took out jAw bone

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