By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
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sweet2u22 9

This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

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jackassiddy 8

I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?

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madbird 0

I swear the same thing happened to me! I was about to leave my house and I was like "it's not 6:55, it's 1:55!"

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lattewally 1

you couldn't have done that. we cannot move while we are dreaming.

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robbihask 2

Everything's under control mr Durden. No need to worry, sir.

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looloothing 9

Fight Club status.

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ksjamb 6

I once had a dream about me being in a fight, there is a wall next to my bed.

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c4rpi0 20

Dam you have some realistic dreams then

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feedmankeynow 10

I hate it when this happens you're sound asleep and then you end up hurting the f*ck out of yourself

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